What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?