What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
I scream.
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?