Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
He picked 7 up instead.
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do cows say on NYE?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
How do you get kids to do something?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?