What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
My brother is my partner in crime.