Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
He didn't have the right hook.
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?