What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
A snow cone.
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you call a smelly horse?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
How do horses navigate at night?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?