What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What kind of books do boats write?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?