Why did he change his bike's tires?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?