Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?