What is the smallest lion?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Where was Noah born?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?