Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What season begins with a thud?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What table can you never sit at?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?