My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What is the definition of Robin?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why were the atoms always hungry?