Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Where do stars go to college?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?