What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Hay fever!
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do cows say on NYE?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?