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What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?