What did the sickly elevator say?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
How do you get straight A's?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?