Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call a short cow?
When do mice play every day?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What is the loneliest cheese?