Why did electricity win the race?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?