What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What time is your dentist appointment?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What vegetables make the best music?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?