Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did the beaver say to the tree?