Why was the dairy grumpy?
It was sour cream.
Where is the coldest place to work?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Which dogs love to study science?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?