Why do Olympians never overheat?
Because they have a lot of fans.
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What country has the most fish?
What color are all the books in the library?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
How is life like toilet paper?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?