What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Where do books sleep?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?