Why don't ostriches fly ?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
It's allergy season again?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What horn never makes a sound?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Where do horses reside?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?