Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
What did March say to the madness?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why are baseball games at night?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?