Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did summer say to spring?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?