What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
She was tickled to death.
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What words make the best athletes?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?