Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?