Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why do trees hate going to school?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What animal scores the most in basketball?