Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What car always breaks the rules?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?