Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Because it had cloudy vision.
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Which singer could always break a five?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?