What is the most faithful insect?
A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them.
What is the tallest building in the world?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call an old snowman?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?