What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Yellow cards.
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do fairies always drink?