What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Fowl weather!
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Which insect is the smartest?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you call a rabbit barber?