What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?