What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
A scratch pad.
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do Scottish toads play?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Where do birds go to drink?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do you call a greedy elf?