Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What says: oom oom oom?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
A book just fell on my head.
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?