What animal has the worst mood swings?
A polar bear.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What sound does a witch's car make?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why are frogs always so happy?