What goes up when spring rain comes down?
An umbrella.
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Where do hamsters come from?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Which bug is related to you?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?