Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?