Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
A book just fell on my head.
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?