Why is heaven always so tidy?
Because cleanliness is next to Godliness.
Why are puppies so flexible?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?