What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What birds make average students?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do elves learn in school?