Where do clowns go on vacation?
It-aly.
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Which fly makes films?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?