What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?