What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
They created a cat-astrophic mess.
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?