Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
I'm not a bad putter.
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?