What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
The colon.
How do you make a bandstand?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why was the musician arrested?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?