Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
He couldn't turn it down.
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What's a forklift?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?