Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Mother Nature.
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What animal floats best?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Which family member has tusks?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?